Vitter speaks

Via Talkingpointsmemo.com:

Here's my question: which stories aren't true? the Canal Street brothel stories? the diaper stories? I mean, talk of non-denial denial...

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Diaper Vitter Picture

The face of the Southern Christian conservative movement...


(courtesy of wis.dm)

Update:
from my friend Paul

An old girlfriend of mine worked at a sex library (that's to say the library of a sex institute). One day came across her desk a survey that the adult diaper industry conducted. It appeared that some incredible percentage of users (around 20% if I remember correctly) classed themselves as "recreational" adult diaper users. Ah, the never ending fecundity of the human mind...

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Diaper Vitter about to resign

According to these guys, the Louisiana Republican Party is negotiating with Gov. Blanco for a replacement.

Breaking CLG Exclusive: La. GOP officials negotiating with governor for Vitter replacement appointment By Lori R. Price 13 Jul 2007 Citizens for Legitimate Government (www.legitgov.org) has learned that Louisiana Democratic Party insiders say that Republican officials are attempting to negotiate with Governor Kathleen Blanco (D) for a possible replacement appointment for Senator David Vitter (R), should he suddenly resign.

Citizens for Legitimate Government has also received information that Vitter is in the Ochsner Foundation Hospital in New Orleans.

I don't know, maybe, maybe not, who knows? At this point, the best thing Diaper Vitter can do is to follow in Ted Haggard's footsteps and check himself into some Christian rehab program... Now, once the dust settles and the jokes are forgotten, think of his family. This guy's public career is basically over, and so is his marriage (most likely). He probably won't get to see his kids very often after that. And the kids, well, I ache for them. He's gonna spend the rest of his life in shame, he will probably have to relocate because finding a job will be undoubtedly complicated - ah yeah, y'know, Vitter, the diaper guy... Horrible.

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David Vitter Diaper Fetishist

OK. I never thought I'd ever write something like that. This is so fucking funny. For some reason it always seems to happen to sanctimonious right-wing Christian authoritarians. I mean if this turns out to be even 10% true, we are officially entering J. Edgar Hoover territory.

Your Right Hand Thief has the story. Wonkette and Jay Leno went national with it:

"The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno

To be perfectly honest, it seems that there are somewhat contradictory accounts - obviously, it will be hard to establish the entire truth here, given the shady characters involved (the Madam, the Senator and the prostitute). And perhaps goons will be sent to make everyone shut up. This is the Bayou after all.

As for the Republican party, it's really turning into the Kinky Party (hey, now that's my kind of party). If anything, it gives a whole new meaning to the Daddy Party.

Let's see here, we've got the pathological narcissistic cross-dresser, Frederick of Hollywood, and Vitter the Diaper.



I've seen the future of white male patriarchy in the US, and it's wearing pantyhose and diapers.

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